If you ask me, New Labour is in the shitter. The government is up doo doo creek without a canoe. The excrement has impacted the proverbial fan for The Party. Yet, the only thing the papers and the news networks seem to want to talk about is Gordon Brown - Gordon Brown is in trouble, Gordon Brown might resign, Gordon Brown might face a leadership challenge, Harriet Harman might contest Gordon Brown...

Gordon Brown  is going to listen to what people are telling him...... but will ignore messages via the ballot box Gordon Brown is going to clean up the electoral system..... by stuffing his cabinet full of unelected peers Gordon Brown is getting on with the job.... that he has not been elected to do and refuses to seek any electoral mandate for Gordon Brown is going to act decisively and take the...

If you see Gordon Brown, give him this for me: Copy picture, print, cut out and place in the hand of Gordon Brown. He has been found guilty of destroying the economy. The spot marks the death of his political career. This is in no way a threat against Gordon Brown's person.

Gordon Brown's strategists may now regret ever coining the phrase Not flash, just Gordon. Ever since the various attacks on his character have been at times ugly and largely unremitting.Gordon Brown attempts to get away from it all with his wife Sarah Even Guido's humourous fingering Gordon Brown for the McCain bounce (and the change in the weather) in the latest US Gallup poll in all its profound...

"The Prime Minister is not very inspiring." So said an American visitor who watched Gordon Brown in action today. It is hard to disagree with this observation, except to say that it errs on the side of understatement. Gordon Brown did nothing to inspire his own side. The cheers from the Labour benches were cheerless, the faces of Brown's people despondent. David Cameron walked all over Brown ...

One year and a lost Henley deposit on, it's quite clear that Labour is doomed to defeat in 2010 if they are still being led by Gordon Brown. As Anthony King writes in this morning's paper, 71 per cent of people agree that "It's almost tragic: Gordon Brown so much wanted to be Prime Minister and now it seems he is not up to the job." This is terminal. Gordon Brown: now an 'almost tragic' figure? A...

This blog is entirely devoted to tessa jowell she is my true love, by the way for my avid readers this is definitely not in a sexual sense as i am definitely not into that, she makes everything in politics seem worthwhile.  Gordon brown sucks, i hate gordon brown, Gordon brown is homosexual, not sexually of course, but i'm definitely into that.  Gordon brown is like a dry sack of po...

It's a fortnight to go before Gordon Brown makes his make-or-break address to the Labour Party conference and the Conservatives are making some mischief. What should Gordon Brown apologise for? In her Guardian column last week, Jackie Ashley suggested that Brown would "go further than he has ever done before to admit personal failings", so the Tories are coming up with some suggestions o...

Gordon Brown claimed for a cleaner on expenses. He did this while provided with grace and favour home in Downing Street. The rules require that MPs can only claim for costs that are "wholly and necessarily incurred in connection with their parliamentary duties". A cleaner does not meet that test. Therefore Gordon Brown has broken the rules. But Gordon Brown says that any MP who breaks the rules ca...

Gordon Brown and I have one thing in common, but unfortunately I have found out he is way out of my league. We do both have private dentists. I pay a monthly amount into Denplan to cover the fees, but Gordon "I love the NHS" Brown, has gone one better. He has a £100 per hour private dentist at the exclusive London Centre for Cosmetic Dentistry. Is it do as I say, Gordon?