As the Westminster-on-Sea election campaign starts in earnest, Melissa Kite gets an inside view of the platoon's battle bus

The offer of a banana split might topple Captain Gordon Mainwaring, reveals Melissa Kite.

Melissa Kite reveals how the platoon is bearing up under investigation by Colonel Chilcot.

Melissa Kite reveals how the platoon is bearing up under investigation by Colonel Chilcot.

In her sideways look at the election campaign, Melissa Kite sees gloom descend upon the platoon at the thought of victory

Melissa Kite reveals the battle being fought over the balancing of the platoon's books

On 23 July this year I heralded a rare "Exclusive" on my blog entitled: "Brown vandalises Commons Despatch Box".  Today, seven weeks after my piece, Melissa Kite reveals (er, excuse me?) that the vandal of the Despatch Box is...Gordon Brown.  No hat tip for me in the article, for some reason :)  This should as no surprise. Melissa Shite hates bloggers. "Tory blogging is close to dea...

Warden Cameron has foiled the platoon again, in Melissa Kite's tongue-in-cheek series.

Melissa Kite questions the wisdom of encouraging Labour MPs to publish the inane minutae of their life.

Young, confident and glamorous, the Prime Minister's closest advisers are ruffling some top Tory feathers. Melissa Kite reveals who is who