Hidey Ho, Primates! Welcome to the one and only Real Banana, your source for the real poop on politics. Let's do it and get to it.. Barack Obama is getting it from all sides. In a few short months, not only has he succeeded in driving the ReThugs crazy, but most of the independents are screaming for his head and surprisingly, so are a lot of my Democrats.The Obama voodoo is in deep ape doodoo...

Hidey Ho, Primates! Welcome to the one and only Real Banana, your source for the real poop on politics. Let's do it and get to it.. The big news this week is that Arlen Specter is changing from a RINO to a Donkey! Yep, the Pennsylvania senator announced today that he's making the switch. Funny thing is, only a few weeks ago, he was saying something totally different: “I’m sta...

Hidey Ho, Primates! Welcome to the return of one and only Real Banana, your source for the real poop on politics. Let's do it and get to it.. Well, tea party day has come and gone, and the primates definitely seem pretty riled. And so do Obama's towel boyz and girlz in the media. I mean, I never would have thought that gay sexual humor like 'teabagging' would actually go mainst...

Hidey Ho, Primates! Welcome to the return of one and only Real Banana, your source for the real poop on politics. Let's get right down to it, shall we? Today's big noise is the special election in New York's 20th Congressional District. With the old rep Kirsten Gillibrand because kicked upstairs to the senate by Gov Patterson ( and lemme tell you, primates, I sure didn't see th...

Hidey Ho, Primates, and a happy Cinco De Mayo...I just love the miasma of mariachi music,cheap tequila and throwing up! Welcome to the one and only Real Banana, your source for the real poop on politics. Let's do it and get to it.. Things are really shaking over Arlen Specter's jump to the donkeys. First off, there's another guy besides Pat Toomey interested in running for Specter&#...

Pro-choice does not mean pro-abortion or that you are an 'abortionist'. Pro-choice does not mean anti-marriage. Pro-choice does not mean anti-family. Please ammend all articles as appropriate.

Hidey Ho, Primates! Welcome to the one and only Real Banana, your source for the real poop on politics. Let's do it and get to it.. Since the last time I handicapped the Senate races for you, things have gotten even more ominous for my Democrats.When somebody like Joe Biden is trying to rev up turnout with a speech and calling other people dull, it's not exactly a good sign. And Obama�...

Hidey Ho, Primates! Welcome to the one and only Real Banana, your source for the real poop on politics. Let's do it and get to it.. I have to admit,I'm getting a lot of chuckles out of watching the Rethugs pull themselves to pieces. You'd think they'd know better. Lessee...you got Ron Paul, who I guess plays Grandpa Geezer to this crowd. He's nuttier than a jar of Planter&...

Hidey Ho, Primates! Welcome to the one and only Real Banana, your source for the real poop on politics. Let's do it and get to it.. I gotta give Obama credit. He's got a unique talent. One that could screw up a wet dream and turn it into a negative approval rating. Let's take a good look at the current sit, OK ? The economy is in the dumpster,the primates are livid about the costs a...

Hidey Ho, Primates! I'm back! Welcome to the one and only Real Banana, your source for the real poop on politics. I know you've missed my wisdom, but I've been on an extensive college tour lecturing to America's primate youth and working on a couple biz deals..as a matter of fact, this Monkey is slated to be narrator on the Michael Jackson funeral DVD..both the with and without...