Hugh Muir: I never comment on rumours and I have no knowledge of any BNP advisory council meetings," says our good friend Ashley Mote

Hugh Muir in the Guardian still has a field of Maris Pipers on his shoulder regarding UKIP.Once again, he's tried to fabricate a split in the party, this time by failing to understand the difference between 'discrimination' and 'encouragement'.This does look somewhat familiar to an e-mail sent to Mr Spink by a less than savoury character who was allegedly outed by BNP leader Nick Griffin on a BBC ...

Tim Worstall - back in harness after running for office as a UKIP MEP - writes about the Labour government's stated desire to ensure that not a single tract of the UK is without broadband access. It is the sort of techie, practical measure that Mr Gordon Brown thinks will help win him a bit of respect in the traditional Tory and LibDem shires. As Tim says, the logic of this idea is questionab...

Hugh Muir: David Lyscom, who will take the helm at the Independent Schools Council, may be our hero

Hugh Muir: As we apply the Pritt Stick to Broken Britain, can there be any more pressing issue than fuel poverty?

Hugh Muir: We wish Peter Mandelson the speediest of recoveries from painful kidney stones

Hugh Muir: As an active Holocaust denier is apprehended at Heathrow, we look ahead to the first book in six years from David Irving

Hugh Muir: We see only a fraction of the fear and loathing that has gripped the Labour party, and it is behind the scenes that things are at their ugliest

Hugh Muir: Talent of official responsible for Sussex constabulary leaflet on tackling antisocial behaviour

Hugh Muir: The journey taken by so many convicts in the 1800s is to be recreated by Nick Griffin